UnGames:OBS 9000BC/BorderOfMiskap

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Inland Territory of Misk- uhh... forget it.[edit | edit source]

Strength:

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Water: UGH!

Yomyoms: UGH!

Weapon: Bare fists

Barterstones:


Items:

Team with: Nobody, me real man.

Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1

Me at riverside. Me no know river name, but judging from dotty swirly symbol on rock marking, me know this territory of seaside tribe called Mikaspinutchwan, Maskinichipwan, Kapinichistwan, Llanfair... whatever. Big long name, me no remember name. Chief Groak say they make up own language, with big long words so nobody else ever able learn it. Me used to think he joking, but now, me big worry, that he not.


Well, all me know is that seaside tribe live in tiny dirt house by sea, they eat iceberg and whale. They never move camp; me no know how they no freeze to death in winter. And worst of all, they never pick side in war, so they never help us fight dog-face tribe. Me never meet seaside man (or woman) before.