UnGames:OBS 9000BC/BlowCave
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Sabertooth Den[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
Me huff, me puff, me blow cave in. Cave no move, me blow big harder. It make cave colder. Me no like this.
Cave spirit seem to laugh in me ear. They tell me that me never will get out of cave, that mama no tell me enough scary story, that me "big noob" and "filthy casual". Me no understand those word.
Where me big big thick coat? Coat that make me look like giant ball of fluff and blubber? Maybe Krunk steal coat, he do stuff like that all time, "for the lulz", as he say. Me wanna storm his tent, me wanna find coat in there, unless... Great Sky Spirit forbid: he burn it.