UnGames:OBS 9000BC/Bathe
Hot Spring[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
Me get in hot spring, and me yell, "OW-OW-OW! WATER TOO HOT FOR ME TOE BLISTERS!" But eventually me adjust to hot spring heat. It not too painful.
But there one thing that do big hurt, and that bathing. Me truly civilized man, only un-evolved primitive monkey-man bathe, he still glorified fish. But me big man. Hooga-Chaka got big brain, big muscles. Me invent new tool for no stink, me call it "de-smellerant". Me tribe laugh at de-smellerant now, but Hooga-Chaka swear. In few thousand summers, everyone apply de-stinkerant. Bathing become obsol-wait, that word not invented yet.
Please, big please with wild lingonberry on top, forget what me say about dog-face tribe. Dog-face tribe probably do bathe after all, because they barely human.
Huh, me thirsty, me dizzy! Me feel like me eat wrong mushrooms. Me... about to faint!
Ow, ow, ow, bathing big hurt!