UnGames:OBS 9000BC/AbandonedOutpost
Inland Territory of... forget it.[edit | edit source]
Strength:
Water: UGH!
Yomyoms: UGH!
Weapon: Bare fists
Barterstones:
Items:
Team with: Nobody, me real man.
Sun: Hour 0 of Day 1
Me enter abandoned outpost tent.
Hooga-Chaka never seen such beautiful building in life. Such wonder of modern engineering. Such impressive architectural feat. Only greatest mind between all four corners of Earth could imagine shelter like this. Me bet in 11,000 summer, not just all people on Earth, but all creature in universe, live in house like this.
Even Great Sky Spirit probably jealous of human ingenuity now.
Now me really tell Great Sky Spirit jealous, because wind blow outpost over, outpost collapse on me. It no hurt bad through. It no like me impaled by moose horn or something.
And no forget, even as pile of sticks, it still true marvel. Only big-big-brain, superhuman being able throw pile of sticks haphazardly on ground like that, because we comparably primitive brain never think of such futuristic idea.