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 Fighting mammoth


You(35) attack Ice Mammoth(105) with Potato Slicer.

You(35) attack Ice Mammoth(105) with Sword of Noobishness.

Ice Mammoth loses 10 HP. (95)

superproguy(50) attacks Ice Mammoth(95) with Flame Sword.

superproguy(50) attacks Ice Mammoth(95) with Ice Katana.

Ice Mammoth loses 30 HP. (65)

Ice Mammoth(65) attacks you(35) with tusks.

You lose 20 HP.(15)

You(15) attack Ice Mammoth(65) with Potato Slicer.

You(15) attack Ice Mammoth(65) with Sword of Noobishness.

Ice Mammoth loses 10 HP. (55)

superproguy(50) attacks Ice Mammoth(55) with Flame Sword.

superproguy(50) attacks Ice Mammoth(55) with Ice Katana.

Ice Mammoth loses 30 HP. (25)

Ice Mammoth(25) attacks superproguy(50) with tusks.

superproguy loses 20 HP. (30)

You(15) attack Ice Mammoth(25) with Potato Slicer.

You(15) attack Ice Mammoth(25) with Sword of Noobishness.

Ice Mammoth loses 10 HP. (15)

superproguy(30) attacks Ice Mammoth(15) with Flame Sword.

superproguy(30) attacks Ice Mammoth(15) with Ice Katana.

Ice Mammoth loses 30 HP. (-15)

YOU HAVE WON

You have gained 0 exp and 0 gold!

You have gained Frozen Tusks.

You have unequipped Sword of Noobishness and equipped Frozen Tusks.


> Why 0 gold and exp?

> icemage: because this was a hallucination, not a real monster, stupid.

> So I fought this Ice Mammoth for nothing?

> icemage: Well I am letting you keep my Frozen Tusks....