UnGames:Mmorpg/2/newultrasword/attack the nub

MMORPG

The Noob Starting-Point

You (14 Hit Points) hit Randomnubofdoom for 3 Hit Points. Randomnubofdoom (12 Hit Points) hits you for 1 Hit Points. You (13 Hit Points) hit Randomnubofdoom for 3 Hit Points. Randomnubofdoom (9 Hit Points) hits you for 1 Hit Points. You (12 Hit Points) hit Randomnubofdoom for 3 Hit Points. Randomnubofdoom (6 Hit Points) hits you for 1 Hit Points. You (11 Hit Points) hit Randomnubofdoom for 3 Hit Points. Randomnubofdoom (3 Hit Points) hits you for 1 Hit Points. You (10 Hit Points) hit Randomnubofdoom for 3 Hit Points. Randomnubofdoom is dead. You now have a +2 sword of noobishness, 170 gold, and a pooper-scooper that is enchanted to take 3 HP rather than 1. Attack his friend