UnGames:Mmorpg/2/newultrasword/attack the nub

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 The Noob Starting-Point

You (14 Hit Points) hit Randomnubofdoom for 3 Hit Points.

Randomnubofdoom (12 Hit Points) hits you for 1 Hit Points.

You (13 Hit Points) hit Randomnubofdoom for 3 Hit Points.

Randomnubofdoom (9 Hit Points) hits you for 1 Hit Points.

You (12 Hit Points) hit Randomnubofdoom for 3 Hit Points.

Randomnubofdoom (6 Hit Points) hits you for 1 Hit Points.

You (11 Hit Points) hit Randomnubofdoom for 3 Hit Points.

Randomnubofdoom (3 Hit Points) hits you for 1 Hit Points.

You (10 Hit Points) hit Randomnubofdoom for 3 Hit Points.

Randomnubofdoom is dead.


You now have a +2 sword of noobishness, 170 gold, and a pooper-scooper that is enchanted to take 3 HP rather than 1.

Attack his friend