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 Jeanix White: Ace Attorney Score: Something Moves: Something


> OBJECTION!

> Mr Savage, you said that the time you found Cindy Bricks's body was 1:00 P.M, shortly after seeing my client flee her apartment?

Frank
That's right.


> But the M.E Report puts the time of death between 4 to 5 P.M. That's three hours later!

Frank
WHAT? But....but how??!!!


> Are you being honest to the court, Mr Savage? Have you forgotten that you're under oath?

Frank
N...no...I...
Payne
OBJECTION! So the witness forgot a minor detail!


> Funnily enough, he remembered it so clearly during his initial testimony.

Judge
The defense has a point. The witness will answer the question.
Payne
I...er...I can explain that! The time! I can explain it!
Judge
Then please do.
Payne

Er...so the time...yes.

I heard it. I think Cindy's television set was on, and...uh...there was an announcement..."now beginning at 1:00 P.M" I think it was.

She was probably watching a taped program when the defendant killed her. Yeah, yeah that's what happened.
Molly
OBJECTION! Your Honor, the witness is lying through his teeth!
Judge
You are making a serious allegation, Ms Perkins. I'll give you just one chance to prove it.
Molly
Alright, Jeanix, you've got this.