UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Wait even more

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Really? More waiting? You look dumb standing there still, without doing anything. Or, better said; you would look dumb, if looking was something one could do now in the first place. But it can't be done. Because it's pitch black.

Suddenly, you hear a new noise. It doesn't seem to be a grue this time, but it still doesn't sound like a friendly creature. Whatever it is, you know damn well you can defeat them as long as you have your moccasin with you.

A ray of light once again lights your enemy, and you once shun in shock from how hideous it is. It has the body of an OPOSSUM, but the head of what looks like a bird girl. You can't even fully describe its looks. You don't remember having heard of this creature before. All you know, is that it will die with a blow of your moccasin.

You prepare to swing your moccasin, and-

Hold on. Something's not right. Where's your moccasin?

It was on your hand seconds ago, but now it's gone.

You look again at the creature, only to realize it stole your moccasin.

You panic.

It's too late now.

The creature swing its arm, and hits you with your own moccasin.

It's safe to say that...

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Next time, try to do something, instead of standing still like an idiot.

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