UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Talk with the Aracuans

Choose wisely.

"I come in peace!", you tell the Aracuans; "I just want to have a chat with you!" But the Aracuans don't buy your peace that quick. A high-rank Aracuan officer looks at you fiercely and shouts:

"WHO ARE YOU, STRANGER? ARE YOU AN ALLY OF THE COMMUNISTS, OR YET ANOTHER CAPITALIST TURD?"

You may:

• Tell them you're a communist
• Tell them you're a capitalist
• Run away like a coward