UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Option2
Aracuans have very good ears, so they can hear you despite the fact that you are a liquid. The Aracuans hate you, and they know you are John. However, they hate Luna even more, so they summon the whole Aracuan Squad and the CPU to fuck Luna up really badly. You can hear, even with your rudimentary ears, the following chant:
SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!
SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!
TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG!
SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!
SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!
TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG!
SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!
SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!
TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! Luna is pecked and shot at and ear-tortured, and even She cannot overpower the Aracuans. She is forced to retreat to Her little far-off planet. The last words she utters are:
”The only thing that will die today is the weakness in me. I will return someday. Enjoy your “peace” while it lasts, birdie bastards.”
You are fully ejected from Luna’s urethra, and slowly turn back into John as Luna retreats to God-knows-where. Ojai has been fully destroyed in your adventure, and the world will never be the same. ‘Tis but one thing left to do, and that is to:
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