UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Kill yourself with your sword.

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You are so stupid. Not only have you just killed yourself, you killed yourself with a sword sent to you by the god of moccasins. Which means you go to Moccahell. Moccahell is where all moccasin-related things go if they die in the act of committing a sin.

You find yourself in a gigantic throne room with a regular-sized throne. One the throne is a man-sized sock wearing a crown. The Sock King starts laughing, which is weird because socks don't have mouths, but somehow he does it. He speaks: "As you can see, you're in Moccahell. I will let you return to the land of the living if...if you complete three challenges for me."

Accept the offer.

Don't accept the offer.