UnGames:Escape from Ojai/FALCON PUNCH!

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FALCON…. PUUUUUUUNCH!

You try to FALCON PUNCH the deer. However, one of Nintendo's lawyers suddenly appear from one of the near bushes and stops you from doing so, arguing that the FALCON PUNCH® is a registered trademark and only Captain Falcon® is legally allowed to perform it. Thus, you make a regular punch instead. You make 1 point of damage.

It's the deer's turn now. The deer gets a phone and calls Captain Falcon. Captain Falcon comes from the sky and FALCON PUNCHEs you, making over 9000 points of damage.

𝔜𝔒𝔘 𝔇ℑ𝔈𝔇

Let's be honest, even if that didn't happen, you still wouldn't have had enough strengh to perform an actual FALCON PUNCH by yourself.

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