UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Accept Walbro's task

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Goodness gracious...

The Leader of the Aracuans smiles as you accept his offer. "PLOS, IT IS DECIDED, THEN. THE INTRUDER TURD SHALL KILL OUR MUTUAL ENEMY, COMMERADES! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG!" You try to tell Walbro that your name isn't "intruder turd", but John; but then the rest of the Aracuans start yelling in chorus once again. Once the yelling has ended, one of the Aracuans approaches you and gives you several weapons which you will use to kill the OPOSSUM. Because of game logic, though, you'll only be able to kill him with one of them, while the rest will bring you to a painful death; but now's not the moment to think about it.

How hard will it take to kill the OPOSSUM leader, anyways? The OPOSSUMs are way smaller than you, so you will probably be able to crush him with your feet with enough strength. However, you still have a small doubt regarding this "killing the OPOSSUM leader" plan.

You ask how you'll be able to travel to the OPOSSUMs' bunker without being spotted by the OPOSSUMs. The Aracuans then pull a comically-giant cannon that they were conveniently hiding off-screen, and Walbro yells: "THIS IS THE OFFICIAL ARACUANIAN CANNON. YOU WILL GET CANNONIZED TO THE OPOSSUM BUNKER. THIS IS THE QUICKEST FORM OF TRAVEL WE HAVE ABAILABLE."

Holy fuck these guys are crazy.

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