UnGames:Bust into Boston/uh oh

You run from the angry racist Hyperborean colonist mob, and you run for a long time. However; you are obese, so you have to stop somewhere.

fatass

You may:

• Stop in the suspiciously bear-shaped bush
• Stop in the weird forest full of natives or something
• Become a cat
• Stop at someone's house
• Try to fight back