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 Muohkasen, Moccasinia Score: 3

You ask the locals about Møqásÿn Rein's whereabouts. However, only one of them is able to speak English, so he yells to you, in a thick accent:

Ğø fůčķ ýöúřșēłf.

What shall you do?

Talk to the guards of the Great Moccasin Palace.

Dig a hole to the mines of Moria.

Give up and drive to Ojai.