UnDebate:Is the world controlled by a secret society?

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Background information

Many people believe in conspiracy theories. However, while conspiracy theories have become mainstream, there is still an intense debate on whether they are accurate or not.

Is our economic system controlled by a secret society?

Yes

I can't believe that some people are blind sheeple and believe that rich, powerful and influential people got there because they worked hard! No, most rich people became that way because of the connections they have to secret societies such as the Skull and Bones society! Of course, it's nice to believe that rich people got that way because of hard work, dedication and intelligence, but the truth is that they are as lazy and stupid as any of us. We could become them, but we don't have friends that are in the Illuminati! Sure, it's nice to think that the Illuminati does not exist but it does and we are all pawns in their game! Conspiracy theories are not stupid, they are the truth and you must accept that to become free. Don't believe the lies! Once people learn how the world is REALLY run, we can revolt and take our government back!

No

Come on, you have to be really paranoid to believe that the world is out to get you. Our system is one of the fairest economic systems in the world. Sure, some people might get advantages because of who their parents are, but if you truly work hard, you will eventually become successful. Think of all the people that have risen out of the ghettos and become successful. You're just angry because you're a taker and can't get a job. Maybe if you stopped leeching of welfare, you'd be successful? Okay, I said it. Can I have my family back now?

If a secret society did control the world, what would their goals be?

Yes

MASS STARVATION, DEPOPULATION, AN END TO PEACE, DESTRUCTION OF THE ENVIRONMENT, BURNING THE CONSTITUTION, AND KILLING AMERICAN FAMILIES! THERE IS NO END TO THEIR DEPRAVED CRUELTY! THEY WILL NOT SHOW ANY MERCY! THEY ARE EVIL! THEY ARE NOT KIND FELLOWS, DO NOT TRUST THEM!

No

I can't answer this question. I cannot even theorize a situation in which a secret society controlled our government. As you can see, this is just incoherent rambling by my opponent! This whole debate is ludicrous. Come on, only a few idiots and their cats believe in this nonsense! Please! You said you'd give me my family back and a spot in the Illuminati if I wrote these three "no" points!

In conclusion, do you believe that the world is controlled by a secret society?

Yes

Of course, why would you ever think that the world is not controlled by a secret society! People need to stop believing in their lies and realize that the Illuminati is controlling every world government, the United Nations, religion, and maybe even the weather. But, if you still don't believe me, you are an idiot and should just GO BACK TO SLEEP AND BELIEVE IN YOUR ILLUMINATI BUDDIES!

No

I can't believe the nonsense I am hearing today. THE ILLUMINATI DOES NOT EXIST. All of this speculation is just random nonsense pulled from internet forums and video games. This is a waste of time, and I encourage anyone who believes in my opponent's theories to seek out mental help. YOU LIED TO ME! LIED, LIED, LIED!

Verdict

It is of my professional opinion that the conspiracy theories that have been spreading around the internet are all true. While they may seem like big fat greek lies, independent research has proven that the theories are true, and not false.