UnBooks:Comparisons of Powers, Weapons, and Techniques Between Chapolin Colorado and Marvel Heroes

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The great (only in metaphor) Chapolin Colorado is one of the most complete superheroes out there. Their powers, weapons and techniques are comparable to those of Marvel heroes . He's practically a Swiss Army Knife of Powers, something equated only with the Martian Manhunter , but not from Marvel, so he'll be ignored.

In the various moments of his heroic career, Chapolin Colorado showed several different techniques and powers, in the fight against the most powerful villains in the world , perhaps the entire universe.

This booklet will compare the powers of the great little Latin hero with the powers of the most famous Marvel heroes, and by the end of this booklet, you will be sure that Chapolin really is the greatest superhero in the universe.

Skills and Techniques[edit | edit source]

Chapolin, prepared for civil war with Super Sam , far superior to the civil war between the can and the virjão

Chapolin Colorado has mastered various martial arts and has created some of the most overwhelming techniques, such as the goat gore and the flying mare. He also has a technique of catching a bunch of enemies, just to make them overconfident, while devising a way to defeat them.

What a hero, he saves the day and eats the girl

Among Chapolin's martial feats, he has already managed to defeat a giant karateka, taught boxing to helpless people, gave an ippon to a western bandit, has ventriloquism skills, ate Dona Florinda when she was young and hot, anyway, just a thing for teacher.

Mental and psychological strength[edit | edit source]

Chapolin is one of the most brilliant superheroes in the universe . He has already shown his intelligence, perception and knowledge in several situations. No villain relied on his cunning. In addition, Chapolin has a great swagger and power of persuasion. A master of public speaking and persuasion, Chapolin has already made several villains regret their criminal lives, such as the toy thief.

Chapolin's cunning is one of his greatest assets. At Marvel , there isn't a hero who is so cunning. If the comparison were with DC Comics , Chapolin could only be comparable to Batman, but still with a certain advantage. At Marvel, all heroes are physics geniuses, but cunning is not common among them. No Iron Man or Mister Fantastic would have the attitude of modifying a boundary just by changing the location of a plaque. In a few moves, Chapolin did what Captain America so longed for - to stop the advance of the Nazis .

Chapolin went to Venus, while humanity can't even go back to the Moon

Chapolin's intelligence is frightening. Chapolin is able to wield alien equipment, even though such equipment is first used by the Mexican hero. Suck it, Tony Stark ! Even the hot martianinha was impressed with the terrestrials because of Chapolin.

Another secret power is that of the invisible cock

Chapolin is so far ahead that when a person thinks he's got a good idea, Chapolin has thought of it long before, and that's exactly what he was going to say. Chapolin's mind is so strong that it cannot be read, even if he is a very experienced telepath, although that is because he thinks with grammar errors. In other words, Chapolin Colorado's unbalanced mind is more defensive than Magneto's and Fanatico's gangly helmets , which look more like a bucket and a basin.

Chapolin is also incredibly strong against hypnosis. Would any Marvel superheroes be capable of this? Do not answer! And Chapolin's perception is levels above that of ordinary humans. Only he could have known that the HHH pipe belonged to the bandit, and that Count Terranova was the little thief.

Chapolin's general knowledge makes him a living encyclopedia. Chapolin manages to explain a lot through popular sayings, is a great storyteller, has made "interplatenary" trips and got to know several different civilizations. Maybe the Silver Surfer or Thor can be comparable to Chapolin in this regard, but the naked surfer certainly doesn't know many popular sayings and the Paquita princess doesn't know how to tell good stories, and could never convey emotion when talking about the Devil 's Chirrin Chirion as such. Chapolin does.

The Hot Toys has honored this mighty hero

Another factor that helps Chapolin Colorado in its heroic acts is its courage. It doesn't matter if the current enemy is a giant, an abominable shipman, a werewolf, or a raked and dusted madman; Chapolin faces everyone without any fear. Daredevil is said to be the fearless man at Marvel. This is small talk, after all, he never faced the supernatural creatures that Chapolin did. If it were just to fight fat mafia villains , Chapolin would take that out of the picture, as he already did with Botina and Santa Claus at the costume party.

chapolin is not afraid

In the comparison of mental and psychological forces between the red locust and the Marvel bushings, the red locust certainly won.

Magical and paranormal powers[edit | edit source]

Despite being a hero who uses a lot of his physical strength, Chapolin has also shown that he is acquainted with the magical arts . Even without being born in a magical cradle, Chapolin knows how to use magic tools and Kabbalistic words very well. It showed total control over the magic ring and the magic broom, broke spells through the use of magic words, such as Parangaricotirimíruaro , and still relies on the magical powers of its vinyl antennas. Next to Chapolin, Doctor Strange is really a stranger.

In the supernatural arts, Chapolin has already shown his strength by scaring away ghosts , deciphering secret codes, locating problems and even used the power to fly. Using vinyl antennas, Chapolin is able to telepath, pick up radio waves, control other people's minds, and predict the future. Before an enemy appears in a house, Chapolin can already predict this. Who at Marvel can predict the future this way, huh? Nate Grey ? Professor Xavier ? I don't think so... Besides, using another weapon, Chapolin manages to stop time!

Chapolin can break the fourth wall and send the reader of this book to take it in the ass

If all these paranormal powers were not enough, the Mexican superhero still manages to break the fourth wall , and he was already doing that before Deadpool even existed. Just like the articles in Uncyclopedia, Chapolin Colorado can also talk to you ! Yes, it's you!

Break a phone? That's a piece of cake when you have a supernatural wig, it's even a laugh

When comparing magical and paranormal powers, the dispute would be fierce in the first thirty seconds of battle, but only because of the powers of Jean Gray and Professor Xavier , which would balance the thing in the beginning. Still, Chapolin wins the battle easily, thanks to the magical power of Churi Churin Fun Flays .

Superpowers[edit | edit source]

With the use of a dark wig, Chapolin is able to lift very heavy objects. He becomes as strong as Samson . This already humiliates the slack-pants Hulk . Of course, it's better to stay strong and keep your dignity, rather than stay strong and grow up and keep your pants intact... That's lack of virility.

Chapolin's resistance is another recurring power. Chapolin is invulnerable to everything. He has already taken hundreds of shots, punches , chair strokes , blows and stones. It's fallen off cliffs, it's been bombed, it's faced bombs and gas explosions, it's been crushed, poisoned, and burned. Soon after taking a hail of gunfire, he recovers, but not before he knows what parapet is. That is, Chapolin is immortal, and does not die in the end. He's sort of an evolution of Wolverine . In practice, if Wolverine were male, he would be Chapolin.

In addition to the mental strength already mentioned at the beginning, Chapolin also has superhuman mental control. Using his mental techniques, Chapolin controls his own emotions and stimuli. Thanks to this, he can be hammered in the hand and feel no pain, just concentrate, and convince himself that it won't hurt, won't hurt... it won't hurt... Marvel Iron Fist Mind Control is a beta version of Chapolin's mind control.

Chapolin went to the world of magic and won the battle against a powerful sorceress

In the area of ​​superpowerful superpowers, a great power is your teleportation power. One minute he's in Japan , helping a geisha, and the next minute he's in the Alps , fighting an abominable shipman. But, unlike Nocturne , Chapolin doesn't have those frills of never teleporting to an unknown place. Even if it's just to go to Punta that Chapolin is afraid.

Its reality-altering power is so advanced that it can make even a trash can come to life and sleep

Chapolin's senses are super-sharp. Its vinyl antennas synthesize super hearing, so it can hear distress calls even on Venus . Thanks also to the antennas, it gains a super reflection. Becomes the fastest mallet in the west. He used his reflex technique against the Fura Tripa and the Veloz Gunman . The spider sense is good, but compared to the reflections of the vinyl aerials, the spider sense is only good for juggling at school.

Chapolin's greatest power, however, is a power few superheroes possess. Chapolin can travel back in time, and step into ancient eras, or even travel into the future . His favorite place in the past is the Wild West . The only one who could do something like that is Flash , but he's not from Marvel.

Something even more powerful in Chapolin's arsenal is the power to alter reality. He is able to turn night into day and kill a vampire just by turning the hand of a clock. Even more surprising is the evolution of the alteration of reality, which makes it practically a god , giving life to inanimate objects, such as a garbage can. He can also travel through space in a toy ship.

Chapolin goes to space and shits on gravity's head

In the comparison of superpowers, there would be a tie were it not for the power to alter reality. Chapolin trumps most Marvel heroes when it comes to superpowers. Only Thor , Silver Surfer and Franklin Richards can make a fair match with Red Thumb, but only join the three of them at the same time in the fight.

Paraphernalia[edit | edit source]

Chapolin's weaponry needs no comment. His bionic sledgehammer is the most powerful weapon in Mexico . Made of pure plastic, with accordion shafts and purchased on Rua 25 de Março , the Chapolin sledgehammer is comparable to the Mjolnir , Thor's hammer . Chapolin's bionic sledgehammer can also be thrown and soon returns to its owner's hands. Bionic sledgehammer blows easily wipe out criminals. When Chapolin blasts the bandits with blows from the bionic sledgehammer, it means the battle has reached its height. Sometimes the mallet does not work, but only when it is not loaded. However, as Chapolin is a nice hero, he doesn't kill his enemies.

The goblin is also worthy of raising the bionic sledgehammer, something that even astonished the mighty Chapolin

Your sledgehammer was not made for killing either, just to control enemies. But unlike Mjolnir, the bionic sledgehammer doesn't have the freshness of the uru metal hammer. Anyone can lift the sledgehammer, but only Chapolin knows how to use it. In fact, the wolf wolf (from the goblin mansion) also learned how to handle the bionic sledgehammer, but luckily he's dead.

Phon fon! No one escapes the paralyzing horn

Along with the famous sledgehammer, the shrinking tablets also accompany Chapolin on his journey. These pills change their name daily and every episode because of the translation, but they can usually be called nanicoline pills or thumb pills. These pills manage to make Chapolin even smaller than it already is. Shrunken, it can enter places that only mice could enter. And the advantage of the nanicoline pill is that the effect doesn't last long. In addition to shrinking Chapolin, thumb pods also shrink anything attached to the hero, including his sledgehammer. Then everything goes back to normal. The Ant-Man becomes a very rough hero when compared to the power of nanicolina.

The paralyzing horn, which was already presented in the book, makes Chapolin Colorado can paralyze people and objects in motion, leaving them practically static, with slight stirrings because the actors can't hold out for long in these positions, or because of the chroma- key that has small flaws and does not leave the objects 100% static. The antennas have also been introduced, and have a cluster of functions. It's as if Iron Man's entire armor is included in the plush balls, which would explain the red and yellow colors .

When comparing equipment, weapons and items, Chapolin wins by a big advantage. No superhero has such fantastic objects. There would only be a tie if Thor had, in addition to his hammer, the infinity gauntlet, the eye of Agamotto, the total nullifier, and the Juicer Philips Walita .

Result[edit | edit source]

After a battery of tests, carried out by the greatest experts in weights and measures, it was proved that Chapolin Colorado easily beats all Marvel superheroes . Even joining several superheroes in a single battle, Chapolin would still come out victorious.