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Look what you did! And so now you share the fate of these poor innocent begonias

Oooh, gosh. How to kill you this time?

Ummm.... let's see....

You trip over a moose, that someone foolishly left lying around in the middle of this book. As you fall, you grasp hold of a random page, getting a nasty paper cut in in the process. This gets infected with ebola, causing your arm to drop off. Your next-door neighbour beats you to death with the arm for forgetting to water his begonias [1]

You are dead [2].


THE END.
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  1. ↑ We really ought to have an article on begonias. Or ignore this comment if someone just wrote it
  2. ↑ again
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