Tronald Dump

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Tronald Dump
47th president of the Sunited Tates
In office
January 20, 2025 – Totally not January 20, 2029, when he's supposed to leave
Preceded byBoe Jiden
Succeeded byNavin Gewsom
45th president of the Sunited Tates
In office
January 20, 2017 – January 20, 2021, the day he felt like leaving office
Preceded byObarack Bama
Succeeded byBoe Jiden
Personal details
Born
  • June 14, 1946

According to the Mirror Universe Theory, everything has a double, preferably in a Mirror Universe. Tronald Dump is an example of this rule.

Early life[edit | edit source]

Because Tronald Dump's life was the opposite of Donald Trump's, he was born not in an ultra-rich household but to an upper-middle-class family. He had parents who actually gave more than a shit about him, and actually bothered to teach him basic human values, such as kindness. Although naturally timid, he soon grew much more confident. He soon graduated at the top of his class, and became a businessman. This is where he grew his business empire. He worked with women's rights activist Effrey Jepstein for many years, until Jepstein was killed in 2019.

Tronald Dump's first presidency[edit | edit source]

During his first presidency, Tronald Dump immediately began bringing America back on the right track after significant democratic backsliding under Obarack Bama, who failed to stop the trend of autocratization in America. Dump supports the scientific consensus on climate change, and refers to the climate crisis as the "most tremendous Disaster in American History".

After Boe Jiden won 2020, Tronald decided to host a party at the US capitol on January 6 to celebrate his opponent's victory, because Tronald supported American democracy.

Second presidency[edit | edit source]

After defeating Hamala Devil Karris in 2024, tronald dump became president for the second time. He immediately pushed for the release of the Jepstein files, and decided to stay in the Paris climate agreement. The economy improved significantly in 2025, and cost of living went down.

Tronald dump knows that his days as president are numbered. Therefore, he endorses Navin Gewsom as the 48th president, and opposes VD Jance.