Traffic

The inaugural first Automated Life Ruining Device ever. They still had a chance to murder its inventor... back then.

So how come the Traffic Light's inventor was allowed to live and push his idea? Yeah! That's right! These fuckers were dancing Charleston instead of grabing a gun!

Women testing the Traffic Agent reflexes before the invention of the Traffic Light and Driver Licence.

Traffic can mean:

• Traffic cone
• Traffic light
• Traffic sign
• Traffic warden

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