The truth about chickens.
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You may believe chickens are simply animals that poop eggs, but in reality they are camcorders built by Joe Biden. Their eggs are grenades infused with Lorax milk. The grave truth was initially discovered by, believe it or not, Paul McCartney in 2009. The discovery was ignored as the government issued a disclaimer about the dangers of the Beetles and how they should be ignored. Be glad you now know the grave truth about chickens.
