The Shaggs
| The Shaggs | |
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| Background information | |
| From | 1960 to idk they did make music some years ago |
| Hometown | Liverpool |
| Genre(s) | Garage rock, proto-punk, music |
| Members | Dorothy "Dot" Wiggin (vocals/lead guitar)
Betty Wiggin (vocals/rhythm guitar) Helen Wiggin (drums) Rachel Wiggin (bass) |
| Awards | better than the beatles |
“WHAT EVEN IS THIS!!! Can you even call this music?!”
“Wow, i really was born in the wrong generation”
The Shaggs was an english rock band formed in 1960. The band was composed of the 4 sisters the Dorothy "Dot" Wiggin, Betty Wiggin, Helen Wiggin and, later, Rachel Wiggin. They are regarded as the most influential and best band of all time. They influenced a lot of genres, especially rock. Their song "My Pal Foot Foot" was big hit, and made them one of the best bands in the world.
History[edit | edit source]
The sisters had never really heard that much music in their life. One day, their dad forced them to make music because of some prophecy his mom told him. The prophecy said that a music band with some girls would save all music from becoming one genre where you are only allowed to use the note C. They had to create music from scratch. The sisters had to practice for 5 years before they made an album. That's how good the first album is! They didn't make a lot of albums, only two albums. That was still enough to get them popular and inspire people. When they had live shows, people would throw trash at them to show love. Some say they showed hate. There are people that think that the real band in the prophecy was actualy a really obscure band called Small Church. Their reasons behind this is that music today sucks so badly.
When the dad of the sisters died, they held a party. They celebrated. Dorothy said in an interview that they hated their dad, and this is where they got most of their ideas from. The Shaggs got popular again when Dr. Demento found their work. He said that he liked it, and then every one else liked it. He brainwashed them. That's his super power. Now the fans wanted them to make more music. The Shaggs thought they had said clearly in "Who Are Parents?" that they were screaming for help. But they had to be forced to make more music again. They still make music i think????
Are The Shaggs better than The Beatles?[edit | edit source]
There is another band a lot of people think is the best. They make music wit- Yes. The Shaggs are better than The Beatles.
Are they really?[edit | edit source]
Yes. There is no arguing about that.
You sure?[edit | edit source]
YES! Now stop asking me these questions. You already know the answer.