That time I nearly got turned into a PS3

and I was kinda there playing call of duty and shit

A nice airport, right?

So, I was like right there in my room, and I thought it was time to take another sojourn to some place. So then I walked to the nearest airport and I was like:

"Ay, you got flights to...uh...like...uh..."

And they were all:

"To where?"

So I went:

"Uh...I dunno, like...Latvia? Like...Riga?"

Then they went:

"Okay that's going to be 657 dollars."

So I was pretty shocked and all, ya know? That's cheap for such a far away ass place! Then I realized I kinda forgot my bags, so I tell them:

"I'll be back soon bro, I just gotta get my bags packed and shit."

DAMN, she's fat!

So I walk back home, I walk inside, ignoring my cats making out for some fucking reason, I grab my PS3 and stuff, I go back to the airport, and I find some bitch ass line is in the way! So I kinda get pissed, like a reasonable person. Then this like...fat bitch, or something, ugly and stuff, just suddenly walks up to me, SHAKING THE GROUND, and I fly up really fast and land in what I think is Riga, Latvia. That was where I wanted to go, obviously.

so now i'm in Riga, Latvia

DAMN, it's pretty cold!

And it's fucking cold. So I go up to some random clothes shop, pick out some cheap jacket, and I go up to pay, ya know? And they...this...this person, they say something in gibberish, so I go, "No hablo espanol?" And then they say something else that sounds like Spanish, still, so I just pull out money and put it down, and they start slapping me, and then I get pretty pissed, because why wouldn't I? And suddenly, this...thing...uh...uh...well anyways the jacket starts floating, and we both get confused, but we're still mauling each other, because why wouldn't we? Then the police come in, and suddenly, they start to become metal, and get turned into PS3s. Naturally, everyone starts running for their lives. And then the building starts shrinking, presumably too becoming a PS3. And then ANOTHER fat bitch comes along, unsurprisingly launching me into the air.

Holy fuck man!

and then i'm back home.

so I got that going for me.