UnPoetia:Ten Little Porn $tars
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Poetry for people who hate poetry |
One drowned a drunkard and then there were nine.
Nine little porn $tars, part of a steamy large date.
One got a STD and then there were eight.
Eight little porn $tars, sucking all the semen.
One choked on it and then there were seven.
Seven little porn $tars, posting p0rn pics.
One's IP got blocked and then there were six.
Six little porn $tars, not again virgins for all their lives.
One's ass got blocked up and then there were five.
Five little porn $tars, being butt pwned by Thor.
One was a whore and then there were four.
Four little porn $tars, realized it was pee.
It wasn't semen so then there were three.
Three little porn $tars, one was called to the bed with a coo.
His little boner grew to big for him and there were two.
Two little porn $tars, the little girl yelling "Yum!"
The little boy gave her more and then there was one
One little porn $tar, masterubating to naughty video's till he could cum.
He realized that one wasn't fun and proceed to get hung.
And then there was cum.
...and lots of it.