Zork
The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.
- Suddenly, a basketball falls in front of you!
- In the distance, you can see a basketball next to the Grue.
- You decide to get the basketball from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the basketball.
- There is a basketball in front of you.
- There is a basketball behind you.
- A basketball falls out of nowhere and kills you.
- The Grue eats the basketball.
- The Grueslayer throws the basketball at you for 20 damage!
- You eat the basketball, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
- For some stupid reason you start running around the basketball.
- "Look at the basketball!" says the monkey.
- You are eaten by a basketball.
- The basketball-shaped object is indeed a basketball.
- If you can steal her basketball, you can win the game.
- Defending yourself with a basketball only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
- His basketball is useless.
- That basketball kills Grues???
Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my basketball! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.
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You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object.
A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!"
Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something.
You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that basketball from above.
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