Zork

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a blade of grass falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a blade of grass next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the blade of grass from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the blade of grass.
• There is a blade of grass in front of you.
• There is a blade of grass behind you.
• A blade of grass falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the blade of grass.
• The Grueslayer throws the blade of grass at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the blade of grass, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the blade of grass.
• "Look at the blade of grass!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a blade of grass.
• The blade of grass-shaped object is indeed a blade of grass.
• If you can steal her blade of grass, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a blade of grass only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His blade of grass is useless.
• That blade of grass kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my blade of grass! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that blade of grass from above. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN