Zork
The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.
- Suddenly, a bikini falls in front of you!
- In the distance, you can see a bikini next to the Grue.
- You decide to get the bikini from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the bikini.
- There is a bikini in front of you.
- There is a bikini behind you.
- A bikini falls out of nowhere and kills you.
- The Grue eats the bikini.
- The Grueslayer throws the bikini at you for 20 damage!
- You eat the bikini, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
- For some stupid reason you start running around the bikini.
- "Look at the bikini!" says the monkey.
- You are eaten by a bikini.
- The bikini-shaped object is indeed a bikini.
- If you can steal her bikini, you can win the game.
- Defending yourself with a bikini only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
- His bikini is useless.
- That bikini kills Grues???
Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my bikini! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.
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You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object.
A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!"
Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something.
You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that bikini from above.
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