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 Maze Score: 120 Moves: {{{1}}}


You sense that you're in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. But you can't see a thing because you're wearing peril-sensitive sunglasses and there seems to be a lovesick Medusataur next to you.

The Medusataur says "...and we're going to live in a big white castle, and there's going to be a moat and a tower and a magic mirror and everything!"

She then drags you toward the {{{2}}}.