On behalf of Her Majesty Queen Ashley I (Regina Imperatora et Cannabis), Her Majesty's Government, and the Sovereign Student Body of the Free Imperial Republic of Stoner High School, His Excellency Field Marshal, Admiral of the Fleet, and Marshal of the Royal Air Force George VI is pleased to present you with the Most Indolent and Lackadaisical Order of St. Tiffany for your glorious vote for the Stoner High School article, which achieved featured status on April 2nd, 2008.