New Jersey was founded after Old Jersey got pwned by Poseidon. Recently, Jew Jersey was bored so it tried to add New York and Philadelphia to the state. Its main industries are corn, wood, dust, horse rides, and art – not!
California is a small penis-shaped planet right next to the planet of Viagra. It used to be a state in the USA but when the Gay Wars happened in 2015 the San Fransicoans took it, moved it far away, and reshaped it into their favorite toy, the dildo.
Cornwall is the bastard English name given to the Kingdom of Kernow which is a kingdom located to the South West of the United Kingdoms. It is a very safe and lovely holiday destination with no crime, where drugs are legal and plentiful. Just kidding…
