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Good Evening, the time is {{{2}}} UTC and this the UnNews Daily IRC Bulletin.
I'm {{{3}}}, your presenter for tonight,
Todays' date is the {{{4}}}

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On UnNews tonight our stories are: {{{5}}}

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Todays featured article is:
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Taking a look at other, less creditable news sources: {{{8}}}

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Taking a look at the Weather tommorow: {{{9}}}

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That's all for now, I'm {{{3}}} and that was the Daily UnNews IRC Bulletin.