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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Today a 57% chance of thunder Some day a 99.99% chance of blizzards Monday a 57% chance of showers Suggested Recreation While there is a 0% chance of nuclear war Tonight, we suggest outdoor sports.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: Yo mama so cold, she caused the last Ice age. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats This forecast machine, instead of their astrologer, is used by the Bush administration to aid in weather forecasting for hurricanes.