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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Sunday a -32% chance of hurricanes Tomorrow a 1000% chance of icicles Monday a 57% chance of nuclear war Suggested Recreation While there is an 11% chance of bikini contests Wednesday, we suggest jumping off a cliff.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: Global warming declared hoax due to elderly man forgetting to close the freezer door; nuclear winter incoming instead.. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats This morning's weather was bought to you by Charlton Heston and his cold dead brother.