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UnWeather Station

UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

Today
a 5% chance of
snow

Monday
a 50-50 chance of
hurricanes

Tomorrow
a 5% chance of
idiocy

Suggested Recreation

While there is a 5% chance of showers Yesterday, we suggest a little WMD hunting.

Global Warming Indicator

International Posts

Special Weather Report:

In Soviet Russia, weather report YOU! Therefore for YOU, it's always freezing cold in the Siberian gulag.

UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

If it's raining cats and dogs today, it's likely that you have a bipolar mental disorder!