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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Tomorrow a 1% chance of drought Yesterday a 50-50 chance of flooding Tuesday a 57% chance of flooding Suggested Recreation While there is a -32% chance of haze Friday, we suggest pouring rootbeer on your cat.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted off the coast of Sweden, soon to freeze over and become slushies served with Swedish meatballs. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats Only two complained that this forecast sucked, the other 42,089,357 were getting high.