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UnWeather Station

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UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

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Thursday
a 27% chance of
happiness

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Some day
an 87% chance of
eruptions

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Tomorrow
a -32% chance of
drought


Suggested Recreation

While there is an 87% chance of snow Friday, we suggest flying a kite.

Global Warming Indicator

Global Warming Indicator


International Posts
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Special Weather Report:

Yo mama so fat, she cause earthquake by jumping up and down.


UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

If it's raining cats and dogs today, it's likely that you have a bipolar mental disorder!