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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Yesterday an 11% chance of flooding Tuesday a 1% chance of blizzards Saturday a 57% chance of hurricanes Suggested Recreation While there is no chance of icicles Sunday, we suggest nose picking.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: A clog occurred at Niagara Falls late yesterday, causing the world's largest case of irritable bowel syndrome. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats If it's raining cats and dogs today, it's likely that you have a bipolar mental disorder!