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UnWeather Station

UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

Saturday
an 87% chance of
eruptions

Wednesday
a 1000% chance of
bikini contests

Tonight
an 87% chance of
elephants

Suggested Recreation

While there is an 11% chance of earthquakes Thursday, we suggest a complete make-over.

Global Warming Indicator

International Posts

Special Weather Report:

The English are shocked, SHOCKED, to find it's hot in July.

UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

This weather forecast is correct once in a blue moon, and twice after two shots of tequila.