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UnWeather Station

UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

Friday
a 1000% chance of
tornados

Sunday
a 99.99% chance of
dullness

Sunday
a -32% chance of
thunder

Suggested Recreation

While there is an 87% chance of dullness Tuesday, we suggest running about in the buff.

Global Warming Indicator

International Posts

Special Weather Report:

A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted trying to pose as women's undergarments.

UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

Last year more snow fell in Africa than on the moon!