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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Today a -32% chance of blizzards Tomorrow a 99.99% chance of hail Some day an 11% chance of thunder Suggested Recreation While there is a 5% chance of nuclear war Some day, we suggest golfing.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: Global warming sped up due to Florida man forgetting to turn off the stove in his house. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats The last time this forecast was 100% correct, somebody really unimportant died.