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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Mainland Europe can expect plagues of locusts...I aint fugging doing the weather until I get paid


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  • Tomorrow's weather will be sunny, with a 30% chance of cheerleaders holding a fund raiser!


  • Persons in south-east Asia are TSOL, expect hailstones the size of coconuts.


  • Inflow and horizontal vorticity may tilt into mesocylones anytime this Spring.


  • As a note, God spoke to NOAA today, and hath said a large willy-willy is to be expected.


Special Weather Report:

The English are shocked, SHOCKED, to find it's hot in July.

Global Warming Indicator

This morning's weather was bought to you by Charlton Heston and his cold dead brother.