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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Starting in Europe where it should be dull and drizzly in the morning, a bit like waking up next to a lukewarm corpse.
- Today, A shower of acidy death will rain down upon the land...yada yada yada...
- On any random coastline, expect it to be like Christmas, at some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house from a hurricane.
- A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer.
- In summary, there's a 50-50 chance that this forecast will go wrong 90 percent of the time.
Special Weather Report:
Climatologists expect Margaret Thatcher to thaw out this year.
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There is a 50/50 chance this forecast is wrong because nobody brought the "good stuff" to the office today.
