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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Starting in Europe where it should be dull and drizzly in the morning, a bit like waking up next to a lukewarm corpse.
- Tomorrow's weather will be sunny, with a 30% chance of cheerleaders holding a fund raiser!
- Acid tripping meteorolgists are putting together odds on bets for the new hurricane season this year.
- In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.
- In summary, light breezes everywhere.
Special Weather Report:
In Soviet Russia, weather report YOU! Therefore for YOU, it's always freezing cold in the Siberian gulag.
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This morning's weather was bought to you by Charlton Heston and his cold dead brother.
