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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Starting in Europe where it should be dull and drizzly in the morning, a bit like waking up next to a lukewarm corpse.


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  • Tomorrow's weather will be sunny, with a 30% chance of cheerleaders holding a fund raiser!


  • Acid tripping meteorolgists are putting together odds on bets for the new hurricane season this year.


  • In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.


  • In summary, light breezes everywhere.


Special Weather Report:

In Soviet Russia, weather report YOU! Therefore for YOU, it's always freezing cold in the Siberian gulag.

Global Warming Indicator

This morning's weather was bought to you by Charlton Heston and his cold dead brother.