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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Alaska to experience a heat wave, next week, in the upper -20's Celsius.


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  • Tomorrow's weather will be sunny, with a 30% chance of cheerleaders holding a fund raiser!


  • Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground.


  • A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer.


In summary, if there was a chance that a kitten-huffing meteorologist wrote today's forecast, today would be that day.


Special Weather Report:

Climatologists expect Margaret Thatcher to thaw out this year.

Global Warming Indicator

If it's raining cats and dogs today, it's likely that you have a bipolar mental disorder!