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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Alaska to experience a heat wave, next week, in the upper -20's Celsius.
- Tomorrow's weather will be sunny, with a 30% chance of cheerleaders holding a fund raiser!
- Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground.
- A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer.
In summary, if there was a chance that a kitten-huffing meteorologist wrote today's forecast, today would be that day.
Special Weather Report:
Climatologists expect Margaret Thatcher to thaw out this year.
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If it's raining cats and dogs today, it's likely that you have a bipolar mental disorder!
