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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Expect really great waves off the coast of Hawaii, accompanied with some really great bikinis.
- Today, A shower of acidy death will rain down upon the land...yada yada yada...
- Acid-tripping meteorologists may be responsible for continuing unprecedented Atlantic tropical storms.
- In Texas, excessive rear end inflow may cause bulging tops in vertically erect systems and later cause overshooting tops.
- In summary, moderate acid rain only in the evenings.
Special Weather Report:
Climatologists expect Margaret Thatcher to thaw out this year.
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The last time this forecast was 100% correct, somebody really unimportant died.
