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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Things should improve in Africa and the Americas, but there'll be loud thunderstorms in the evening, about the volume of a Thin Lizzy concert.
- Starting in Scotland, expect golf ball size hail at tee-off.
- On to Eurasia, there'll be some heavy thunder about as loud as a mountain goat fart.
- And now, for your extended forecast: "Foooorrrcaaaasssstt".
In summary, if there was a chance that a kitten-huffing meteorologist wrote today's forecast, today would be that day.
Special Weather Report:
Pat Robertson predicted the end of the World was yesterday, for those of you who missed it.
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This weather forecast has accurately depicted the weather on Jupiter twice.
