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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Expect really great waves off the coast of Hawaii, accompanied with some really great bikinis.


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  • Today, A shower of acidy death will rain down upon the land...yada yada yada...


  • Acid-tripping meteorologists may be responsible for continuing unprecedented Atlantic tropical storms.


  • In Texas, excessive rear end inflow may cause bulging tops in vertically erect systems and later cause overshooting tops.


  • In summary, moderate acid rain only in the evenings.


Special Weather Report:

Climatologists expect Margaret Thatcher to thaw out this year.

Global Warming Indicator

The last time this forecast was 100% correct, somebody really unimportant died.