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This template is used on the front page of UnBooks, specifically on the featured section parts of it.

Usage

For example, let's create UnBooks:Letters from the end's front page design!

{{UnBooksEntry
 |Letters from the end <!-- Title of the UnBook. -->
 |Underground cavern.png <!-- First image of the UnBook. -->
 |180 <!-- Size of the image. -->
 |There it goes again. The vole-men are burrowing. <!-- First text -->
 |I can hear their tiny hands, I can hear the soft scratching of hundreds of tiny feet scuttling in their tunnels. I have caught a few. Once defurred they can be roasted like chicken, braised in their own juices, simmering in lemon and thyme. But there are too many of them to eat. They repopulate. They grow to the size of a small child, and they are faster than roaches. Once while I was asleep, they burrowed into the air hole of my bunker, and I had to dispatch six of them at once. I couldn't eat them all. I trekked for miles in the dark, dragging three dead vole-men along. I threw them into a pit, where they would be eaten by greater monsters. <!-- Main text -->
}}

And that creates this:

Underground cavern.png
There it goes again. The vole-men are burrowing. I can hear their tiny hands, I can hear the soft scratching of hundreds of tiny feet scuttling in their tunnels. I have caught a few. Once defurred they can be roasted like chicken, braised in their own juices, simmering in lemon and thyme. But there are too many of them to eat. They repopulate. They grow to the size of a small child, and they are faster than roaches. Once while I was asleep, they burrowed into the air hole of my bunker, and I had to dispatch six of them at once. I couldn't eat them all. I trekked for miles in the dark, dragging three dead vole-men along. I threw them into a pit, where they would be eaten by greater monsters. (Full article...)