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TV Highlights

April 19

Jesus Slaps the Shit Outta _____. Fantasy
EWTN 6:00 PM EDT/5:00 CDT
This week's guests: Every Catholic priest who committed sexual assault.
Special 4-hour episode! Make some popcorn! Invite some friends over!

Stoned Lawyer Drama
CBS 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT
Dave delivers a totally gnarly closing argument.

Jihad Today Religion
Al-Jazeera 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT
Kill the infidels. KILL them!