Template:Starwarscrawl

A long time ago in a galaxy far,
far away...

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Creates a mock "Star Wars opening crawl" with customizable content. See Star Wars opening crawl for an example.

Usage

{{Starwarscrawl|text = 
Coleman Trebor was a male Vurk Jedi Master who served as a member of the Jedi High Council before the Clone Wars. During the First Battle of Geonosis, Master Trebor briefly confronted Count Dooku, only to be tragically thwarted by an unexpected series of well-placed shots from the Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett.
}}

If you wish to omit the intro with the blue "A long time ago..." text and logo, you can do this.

{{Starwarscrawl|nointro = y|text =
Coleman Trebor was a male Vurk Jedi Master who served as a member of the Jedi High Council before the Clone Wars. During the First Battle of Geonosis, Master Trebor briefly confronted Count Dooku, only to be tragically thwarted by an unexpected series of well-placed shots from the Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett.
}}

All parameters

• text – The Ancient Jedi texts! Will scroll.
• background – Change background color, although why would you?
• color – Change text color, defaults to Star Wars opening crawl yellow.
• style – Apply inline CSS styling.
• intro – Change text, i.e. A long time ago, in a wiki<br>far, far away...
• logo – Change the Star Wars logo to another picture, use [[File:Example.jpg]] formatting.
• nointro – Set to any string to omit intro.

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