Template:Pokerhand/nofan

A ♠
	♠
		A ♠

Q ♠
	Captain Obvious: “This card is ♠Q.”
		Q ♠

J ♠
	Captain Obvious: “This card is ♠J.”
		J ♠

8 ♠
	♠ ​ ♠ ​ ♠ ♠ ​ ♠ ​ ♠ ♠ ​ ♠
		8 ♠

4 ♠
	♠ ​ ♠ ​ ♠ ​ ♠
		4 ♠

K ♥
	King: “I ♥ gay with Jack”
		K ♥

Ю ♣
	♣ ​ ♣ ​ ♣ ♣ ​ ♣ ​ ♣ ​ ♣ ​ ♣ ♣ ​ ♣
		Ю ♣

9 ♣
	♣ ​ ♣ ​ ♣ ​ ♣ ​ ♣ ♣ ​ ♣ ​ ♣ ​ ♣
		9 ♣

7 ♣
	♣ ​ ♣ ​ ♣ ♣ ​ ♣ ​ ♣ ​ ♣
		7 ♣

2 ♣
	♣ ​ ♣
		2 ♣

K ♦
	King is busy raping.
		K ♦

Q ♦
	“I am the Queen of Uncyclo­pedia.”
		Q ♦

J ♦
	Jack is busy having sex.
		J ♦