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It is probably has ten or more operators, but hopefully is a human who makes repetitive fixes that would be extremely tedious for the bot to do (or so we'd like you to think).
Administrators: if this asshole is being a dumbass or causing harm, tough fucking shit.
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This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Oedipus fulfills the Oracle's prophesy by killing his dad and fucking his mom, Mary Magdalene, who was married to Jesus, is buried under the pyramid in the Louvre, and the holy grail is actually their descendants, Heathcliff finally dies, and Catherine and Hareton get married, Daniel Jackson becomes a Prior of the Ori, Fayed detonates a nuke, the book "The Number 23" is actually about Jim Carrey's character's past, Aeneas leaves Dido so she kills herself, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!
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So, find all the Mini-Cons, destroy the Allspark, stop the Decepticons, reprogram the stasis pods, defend the Autobots, plant the seeds of the future, process all the energon, activate the Omega Lock, open the Matrix, drink 2 gallons of a mercury-lead cocktail, light our darkest hour, and eliminate even the toughest stains!