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New UnVoyage (in other languages) is in bla bla bla bla bla bla. General info about the place etc.
Understand
History
History about the place.
Talk
Tell about the language of the place.
Get in
How to get in. By plane, boat, herd of incontinent elephants, etc.
Get around
Bus
Bus bla bla
Car
Bla bla
See
- This thing is bla bla bla.
- This thing is bla bla bla.
Do
You can do:
- This bla bla bla bla.
- That bla bla bla.
Buy
How to buy stuff. Whether they accept creditcards, or the US dollar.
Eat
- This restaurant has/is bla bla bla.
- That restaurant is bla bla bla.
Drink
same as eat but drinking.
Sleep
Park benches, homeless shelters, no-tell motels, youth hostiles hostels. May be omitted, except at city/district level.
Stay safe
How to stay safe in your place.
Respect
How to dress.
Connect
Communication. Numbers to call for help/911. Places to leech free wi-fi, public libraries. Post offices if one can find printed postcards these days.
Go next
A place to go next, preferably somewhere with no extradition treaty.
Go places without leaving your seat!
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