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New UnVoyage (in other languages) is in bla bla bla bla bla bla. General info about the place etc.

Understand

History

History about the place.

Talk

Tell about the language of the place.

Get in

How to get in. By plane, boat, herd of incontinent elephants, etc.

Get around

Bus

Bus bla bla

Car

Bla bla

See

  • This thing is bla bla bla.
  • This thing is bla bla bla.

Do

You can do:

  • This bla bla bla bla.
  • That bla bla bla.

Buy

How to buy stuff. Whether they accept creditcards, or the US dollar.

Eat

Drink

same as eat but drinking.

Sleep

Park benches, homeless shelters, no-tell motels, youth hostiles hostels. May be omitted, except at city/district level.

Stay safe

How to stay safe in your place.

Respect

How to dress.

Connect

Communication. Numbers to call for help/911. Places to leech free wi-fi, public libraries. Post offices if one can find printed postcards these days.

Go next

A place to go next, preferably somewhere with no extradition treaty.

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