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>I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shrek is love" I say. "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>Im crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and its really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>Its shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers in my ear, "this is my swamp"
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says. "Its all ogre now"
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love, Shrek is life
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