Template:Canned
Usage
How to use
{{Canned|NameOfFigure|attribute1|attribute2}}
Set parameter t to use another quote template. Like t=NQ for nicequote, t=Quote, or t=Q2
“ATTRIBUTE1 is the opiate of the masses.” – Karl Marx on ATTRIBUTE1
Quotes Produced by this Template
Archimedes
“Give me a place to stand, and I shall move ATTRUBUTE1.”
– Archimedes on ATTRUBUTE1
Descartes
“I think, therefore ATTRIBUTE1.”
– Rene Descartes on ATTRIBUTE2
Caesar
“I came, I saw, I ATTRIBUTE1.”
– Julius Caesar on ATTRIBUTE2
Clinton
“That depends on what your definition of the word ATTRIBUTE1 is.”
– Bill Clinton on Oral Sex
Cruise
“You don't understand the history of ATTRIBUTE1. I do.”
– Tom Cruise on ATTRIBUTE1
Cicero
“Extremism in the defense of ATTRIBUTE1 is no vice, and moderation in the pursuit of ATTRIBUTE2 is not a virtue.”
– Cicero on ATTRIBUTE1
Einstein
“Only two things are infinite, ATTRIBUTE1 and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”
– Albert Einstein on ATTRIBUTE1
Heidegger
“Maybe my darker instincts are correct about ATTRIBUTE1. Maybe the knowledge that I deny is the truth... the knowledge the ATTRIBUTE1 is dark and willing to destroy all things.”
– Martin Heidegger on ATTRIBUTE1
Henry
“Give me liberty or give me ATTRIBUTE1.”
– Patrick Henry on ATTRIBUTE1
Holmes
“The right to swing my fist ends where ATTRIBUTE1 begins.”
– Oliver Wendell Holmes on ATTRIBUTE1
Mencken
“No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of ATTRIBUTE1.”
– H. L. Mencken on ATTRIBUTE1
Marx
“ATTRIBUTE1 is the opiate of the masses.”
– Karl Marx on ATTRIBUTE1
Moses
“Let my people ATTRIBUTE1!”
– Moses on ATTRIBUTE1ing
- ATTRIBUTE1 must be a verb
Nietzsche
“Where has ATTRIBUTE1 gone? I shall tell you. We have killed him - you and I. We are his murderers.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche on ATTRIBUTE1
Orwell
“All ATTRIBUTE1 are equal, but some ATTRIBUTE1 are more equal than others.”
– George Orwell on ATTRIBUTE1
Poncho
“Don't let it end like this, tell them I said ATTRIBUTE1.”
– Poncho Villa on his deathbed.
Voltaire
“If ATTRIBUTE1 did not exist, it would be necessary to invent ATTRIBUTE2.”
– Voltaire on ATTRIBUTE1
- ATTRIBUTE2 is optional, defaults to "it"
How to add a new Quote to this template
The short answer is don't. Unless you understand the Code in this page, you are likely to mess up every use of this template.
Make sure it isn't a stupid quote, preferably an old one that everyone recognizes. And if anyone adds Ballmer, then so help me God.