Talk:World of Warcraft

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The Legendary Mt T

Has anyone seen Mr. T do an ad on WoW? GAAAAAAAAH I felt the badassity radiating out of the youtube video!!!!! Someone with editing experience has GOT TO put up his mohawked night elf here! NOW!!!!! Or else we all get die by pity. Simple as that.

Comment

This article sucks. With all the people who play the game you'd think someone could write something better.

• We also have World of Whorecraft. - Sikon 10:54, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

I think this one should be deleted. The person writes as if stuff in here is only applied to them. Its like "Wow that ballo guy sux IRL"

I found the amount for true information in this article extremely distasteful.

And I find the Whorecraft one extremely stupid, not funny Jarskaaja 08:12, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Perhaps if you "do" spend an excess of four hours on world of warcraft a day this is funny, but otherwise it sucks.

My god this sucks balls ...TimeToRoll 16:15, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

He said it. By sucking, it does justice to the game. --GoddamnHappyXIII 19:20, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

This whole page has been extremely abused and turned into crap.

Someone fucked up the alliance/horde info...

It seems to me like a large portion of this is players writing about themselves, the section on 'Hogger' especially. --81.129.34.65 14:43, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

WoW

WoW sucks

"WoW, based on the aboriginal phrase that roughly means 'those who have no women.' Yes I agree this page is not funny.

OMFG! WTF!!??? HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF WOW! I PLAY WOW! I HAVE A LEVEL 7 UNDEAD WARDORCK! I AM A NERD ASWELL! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!

Note that there are a lot of "wemon" that play WoW. Its not only gay people that play this fucking game. And this game is a big 1337 crap king.

Reply: go buttfuck yourself with a 1-litre coke bottle

Any heads up?

Why this article is locked?Sethieboy 01:43, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

 It is?  -Helopusobiwa

Nope, :) it was. Sethieboy 17:27, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

And it is agien, despite saying "Image:Exploding-head.gif This article contains way too much information. You can help Uncyclopedia by removing stuff."

World of war craft

Itss better then any other drug known to human kind (and to souless wowers kind...)

It's really boring unless you play WoW, should be deleted 80.166.182.90 21:01, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

And Warcraft

I think this should be merged with Warcraft, fuck or at least it should link here. Also, why is so much of this crass and just plain moronic?--76.193.71.129 00:09, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

Killing of Funny

there is so much information here that it actually sucks out the funny. Lock it get an admin on its ass and kill the guys who added on to this.-- Helopusobiwa

Shortening it

I have taken the liberty of takin gout the usless information that looks like it was taking form the Wikipedia source. So now from 5-6 pages it should be 3 pages. --Helopusobiwa

suggestions

changing number of players to "OVER NINE THOUSAND" but with more lettters so it sounds like its said "funny"

Warcrack

I saw an article on swedish uncyclopedia when there was yet another version, world of warcrack, i think that seems like something you should make here to as it's rly fun idea [[1]]

NERD

hi i am edward woodfruff how dare you insult this game i play this game all the tim e as i have no life and have never in my wildest dreams everythough of talking to someonw of the other sex, unless of course they are an undead mage with the helm of destruction. also if you want to contact me my name is woodmaster277 and i'm a level 17 dyslexic elf.

what

hi i am edward woodfruff how dare you insult this game i play this game all the tim e as i have no life and have never in my wildest dreams everythough of talking to someonw of the other sex, unless of course they are an undead mage with the helm of destruction. also if you want to contact me my name is woodmaster277 and i'm a level 17 dyslexic elf.

duh...

not funny IDIOD 17:05, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

agreed Allex 10:49, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

Gender Bending (Idea for article?)

Gender Bending occurs when lonely 40 year old males living in their mothers basement decide to make their new character a female character.

The males then can:
• Act female, letting out all of their true feminine feelings, and get free items while acting.
• Dance naked for money, or just dance naked for... themselves.
• Suck at playing while in instances or groups, but not get kicked out because they are "female"

With the release of Wrath of the Lich King, Blizzard implemented a new feature where everyone can change their characters to Female!
Of course this feature costs money, what doesn't cost money in WoW?
This feature lets you change your male character with the name "Bronzeballs" to a slim female with the name "12/f/nextdoor" for the small fee of only $15.00!

good idea!!! the article sucks as it is now, someone should rewrite it. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 79.53.238.234 (talk • contribs)

THIS ARTICLE IS NOT FUNNY

This article looks like a wikipedia "serious" article. I came here to see rants about wow not to see a article about how the gameplay is or idiotic definitions about what a tier is or instance... LAME! this article turned into crap like that one about Michael Jackson did. Speak more about the PPL who play it or about the crazy reactions of the no-lifers whose account just got deleted. WORD! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 89.136.39.35 (talk • contribs)

Go to ED you fool. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 86.151.166.65 (talk • contribs) THIS ARTICLE IS SOOOO BORRING!!!

wow is when a fat 40 year old man who cant get laid or get a date nd still lives with his own mother

Huh? I always thought WoW would be "Wizard of Wor" ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizard_of_Wor ) and not "World of Warcraft"

Somebody update this for Cata

hugs and kisses <3 89.12.3.139 18:17, March 13, 2011 (UTC)