Talk:The Perfect Coffee

Presented for the masses, this article is intended, for a change, not to be a normal collective of bullshit information replete with artificial Oscar Wilde quotes, falsified encyclopediatric references, and my usual liberal application of astonishing profanity, but rather a long-winded, and undeniably accurate guide to the subject.

Coffee should not be trifled with, and while the usual jovial nonsense and bullshit is acceptable, Educating my fellow uncyclopedians in the construction of a perfect cup is something which can only be regarded as a most noble endeavor.

Although... inspiration begins now to stir in my brain... Hmmm....