Talk:Tesco

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you who wrote the entertainment section!!! Make yourself an account fool!!!

Willman 14:27, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)


It was me doing the entertainment part! --Stain 00:18, 22 April 2006 (UTC)


Adolf Hitler[edit source]

Can anybody supply a reference for the Adolf Hitler founded Tesco reference? Guinness2702 01:31, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

It's common knowledge, dude. Ask a passing pedestrian. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 18:41, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

Tesco's planned invasion of Denmark[edit source]

Hmm... I would have thought that Uncyclopedia would have something on this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfSi0D7KESk Into The Pink 18:01, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

Man I love that show Time Trumpet! -- Hindleyite 18:23, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

Hello all. It was me who added the direct quotes from Time Trumpet. I really should have have credited them, but meh, I want the credit for my funny 'addition' to "teh iNternetz" ;o) I did try to add as much as possible in context of the stuff here. I want to know which stupid, and not funny, person added all the crap about Gingers. Half of what you wrote doesn't even make any sense goddamit!

That damn Sid...[edit source]

and his unhelpfulness... -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 16:57, 2 July 2008 (UTC)


Ethnic Tensions[edit source]

Whoever wrote this is a genius. Would it not be funnier to change "Isle" (as in an 'island' ) to "Aisle" (as in an aisle in Tesco)? Hmm.. I'm undecided.