Talk:Teens-4-Christ

Okay, we need to include: External links, internal links, images of raptor jesus and possibly longcat and Lord Grinpear but I doubt those two, and other things. Dump what you find here for future use. ~Ocelot

The link to the forum is http://www.endgathering.com/forums

The Ten Commandments

  1. Thou shalt not have the name of the Lord in thy name. Or thy maketh Raptor Jesus sad.
  2. Thou must be under 18. If thou art over 18 thou cannot be paedo'd.
  3. Thou art subject to the will of Raptor Jesus. This forum is owned and operated by Raptor Jesus. Any message that thou posteth on this forum becometh the intellectual property of Raptor Jesus and may be used as Raptor Jesus seeth fit.
  4. Thou art merely privileged to participate on this forum. Raptor Jesus may delete thy account for any reason. Or no reason at all.
  5. Thou art responsible for checking thy commandments. Raptor Jesus changes them randomly.
  6. Thou shalt not solicit. Only Raptor Jesus is allowed to paedophile.
  7. Thou shalt not perform copypastas. Copypastas are the mark of /b/.
  8. Thou shalt not support any other Jesii.
  9. Thou shalt not promote worldly media.
 10. Thou shalt not post links without checking with Raptor Jesus. It may be is pr0n.
 11. Thou shalt not post pictures without telling Raptor Jesus. Raptor Jesus wants the pr0n for himself.
 12. Thou shalt conform to the appearance of evil. Anyone may be watching. Especially Raptor Jesus.
 13. Thou shalt only use the words of Raptor Jesus when posting Scripture. Thou shalt not quote Oscar Wilde.
 14. Raptor Jesus is always right.
 15. THOU SHALT NOT POST IN CAPS LOCK
 16. Thou shalt treat each member with respect. Or thou shalt be told to fuck off.
 17. Thou shalt not debate. Or we will call you gay.
 18. Thou shalt love one another. And Raptor Jesus. Especially Raptor Jesus.
 19. Thou shalt let the words of your mouth and the meditations of our hearts be acceptable unto Randy Ross. This means that thy message must be racist and homophobic. If thy message is not racist and homophobic thou shalt be sent to Hell.
 20. There are ten commandments. See Commandment 14.

History.

We need to think of a history. --NyerTas 09:59, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Lord Grinpear Cometh

This certainly needs adding. I'll try and get it done after studying today.

We should expand

We should get to work on this again.