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Real Zimbos![edit source]
I hope some real Zimbos come along (delete all of my crap first) and add some funny articles about all the little communities etc, in Zim. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 88.107.179.0 (talk • contribs)
Name change[edit source]
But Zimbabwe doesn't sound much like "Jim Bob Way", not unless you pronounce "Bob" like "barb". I always called it "Zimbanana" when I wanted to disparage it. This article should go more into the way that Robert Mugabe's lot of kleptocratic incompetents are really running the country into the ground. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 81.171.156.97 (talk • contribs)
Recent edits[edit source]
I edited out the blatant racist garbage. I don't really have a problem with racism, but it's preferable to keep it amusing. I added the politics section and fixed up the death of Mugabe part. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Wheelchairman (talk • contribs)
- I am from Zimbabwe and can say that me, and most of the people I know pronounce it as "Zim-bob-we" so that makes the Bob part in Jim Bob Way valid. The Way/We is acceptable either way but i dont see any need for a barb parody to be included. Mangwanani 16:37, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
This article really needs help, I personally know that Zimbabwe is a lot worse in real life! I'll try and improve things (I went to Rhodesia when Ian Smith was Prime Minister, I went back a couple of years ago and the Mugabe government is an absolute shambles!) – Preceding unsigned comment added by 82.17.219.182 (talk • contribs)
Redirect[edit source]
this should redirect to Rhodesia, just to piss off the people who insist on calling it Zimbabwe!-User:Furrybritishimperialist
Currency[edit source]
Mugabestan is now all USD $$$. Article could use an edit on that matter. 196.15.8.170 12:44, April 11, 2011 (UTC) Big Brother 11 April 2011
A stupid section composed of one sentence, but odd enough to include here[edit source]
Edited this out of the page, but an interesting creation on its own. Aleister 12:41 4-4-'12 :
kudzis story
one day his mom done sex on mr t and 100 years later kudzi was born when he was born his mum said omg kill that ugly beast and burn the body but kudzi the monkey boy escaped his cage and swung to zimbabwe and became a pedofile and a bender for 1 billion years until he was killed by his father mr t and he went to hell because he liked little boys but satan hated him so he sent him back to us because he raped satans dog then he became kudzi the wanker chitsiga from zimbabwe he lived there incesting his mum and sister untill they moved to wales because his uncle mugabe said get the fuck out of here you ugly fatty bom bom you make me sick and i hate you go away to the best country in the world wales and not shit england so the kudzi travveld in the back of a truck full off illegal immingrants and convicted rapists and he went to llanrummney with his big momma then he went to college and found his girl ragda and fucked her booty while feeding her doritoes but in the year 2012 chuck norris threw the sun at him him and they had a fight and the universe imploded and everyone died then the universe came back with kudzi god of all paedofiles and benders nittys and he fucked his nans wrinkly fanny all day long and giave birth to his ugly mongo daughter and they incestes happily ever after untill mr t came and blew up zimbabwe the end or is it no because even thogh zimbabwe burned kudzi survived becaasue he was in awesome wales but afther his girl ragda dies because her fat crushed her lugs and heart into goop and she died doing what she loved eating food then kudzi went to where doritoes are mexico and burned the doritos factory and killed all the mexicans and fed them to his still alive monster momma and she ate it and because shehulk and betrayed kudzi and killed his friends s kudzi summoned the ancient lord of pedos micheal jackson to kill his mum but they got married and lived happily ever afther until kudzi came and melted micheal jackson and done sex on his mum then killed her and ate her then he walked into scotland and got crushed by a kaber and he died and the mongos died to hahahaha bunga bunga al day long kudzis story part 2 afther he killed his mum and violated her face he went back to zimbabwe were the population had devolved into monkeys and only his uncle mugabe remained so kudzi raped and kkilled him then black jesus mr t came and threw a nuke at kudzi and made him angry so he became awesome munky man and was about to attack when cole train came and destroyed the africans and then he killed himself but not really because hes in gears 3 but thats for a another day anyway kudzi was having a fight with his father mr t then ragda came back because even tho she sufferd a myocardinal infarcion and ventricular fibbrilation she survived because the fat morphed into a new heart but she became anorexiec so kudzi tore her in half and she died then kudzis mum came and said leave mr t alone or il break your cod disk so kudzi ate mr t and his mum broke his black ops disk and kudzi commited suicide and blew up the world apart from my house so i used a cheat code and rebulit the world from the ashes of kudzi but the ashes turned into a wanker from zimbabwe the lord of pedos micheal jackson came and summoned the almighty lord of bender pedos and mongos kudzi the wanker chitsiga from zimbabwe and the kudzi melted micheal jackson and killed his family then kudzi walked into 1960s america and was lynched by a posse of the klu klux klan and he died of myocardinal rupter and gonnoriah and clamidia and then all the mongos benders pedos died and everyone had a bunga bunga party the endafther kudzis story part 3 he killed and violated his mum he went back to mexico and found his girls ragdas body and summoned the lord chuck norris and he brung her back but he made her anorexic and kudzi said noooooooo then he killed chuck norris with his awesome monkey boy banana poop attack but chuck norris was a level 60 mage and used divine chield then called his bud jeebus who was only a level 10 warrior so kudzi uses dragon flame on him and kills him to death then chuck norris uses a health elixer on the blob that is jeebus and jeebus health is restored then chuck norris uses electric arcane bolt on kudzi and kudzi took 50 damage and was weakend then jeebus came and used slash on kudzi and he scored a critical hit then a mysterious voice said finish him then kudzi used his special skill summon Micheal jackson and he killed chuck norris by plastic fume attack then jeebus blew micheal jackson up and it was just him and kudzi left then ragda came and kudzi ripped her in half and got 50 health points and i billion xp and he leveld up and used his beast form and turned into a chimp and chucked the all mighty poop and jeebus and jeebus died then kudzi was walking home then he got banged out by drg and he went to hospital but died and when he died all the pedos benders and mongos turned to dust and everyone was happy the kudzis story part4 afther he got banged out by drg he went to hell but he was a smelly bastard so the devl said get the mutha fucking hell out of hell so kudzi came back again and relised that he did like anorexic booty aftherall so he found the two halfs of ragda and sew her together again and they ruled fattys mongos benders and pedos for 100 years but then ragda had super ventricular tachycardia and despite numerous defibbrilation she had a astolic rhythm so the docs said hahahha fattys dead then kudzi ate the docs and a vision of his monster momma appered and she came back and she cummed on kudzis face and kudzi ate it and found josh and fucked his bender booty all day long then my dog came a ripped his head off the mugbe came and fucked up kudzi and killed all the white people then the shitty mugabe and kudzi combined into mugabe chitsiga the wanker from rhodesia and all the blacks died because i had a 25 kill streak and useda tactical nuke on them and grnagetown was deserted so i killed mugabe and had a massive fight with kudzi an i killed him the end
- kudzis story part 2
afther he killed his mum and violated her face he went back to zimbabwe were the population had devolved into monkeys and only his uncle mugabe remained so kudzi raped and kkilled him then black jesus mr t came and threw a nuke at kudzi and made him angry so he became awesome munky man and was about to attack when cole train came and destroyed the africans and then he killed himself but not really because hes in gears 3 but thats for a another day anyway kudzi was having a fight with his father mr t then ragda came back because even tho she sufferd a myocardinal infarcion and ventricular fibbrilation she survived because the fat morphed into a new heart but she became anorexiec so kudzi tore her in half and she died then kudzis mum came and said leave mr t alone or il break your cod disk so kudzi ate mr t and his mum broke his black ops disk and kudzi commited suicide and blew up the world apart from my house so i used a cheat code and rebulit the world from the ashes of kudzi but the ashes turned into a wanker from zimbabwe the lord of pedos micheal jackson came and summoned the almighty lord of bender pedos and mongos kudzi the wanker chitsiga from zimbabwe and the kudzi melted micheal jackson and killed his family then kudzi walked into 1960s america and was lynched by a posse of the klu klux klan and he died of myocardinal rupter and gonnoriah and clamidia and then all the mongos benders pedos died and everyone had a bunga bunga party the end
afther he was killed by the klan he went to hell but he was a smelly bastard so the devl said get the mutha fucking hell out of hell so kudzi came back again and relised that he did like anorexic booty aftherall so he found the two halfs of ragda and sew her together again and they ruled fattys mongos benders and pedos for 100 years but then ragda had super ventricular takycardia and despite numerous defibbrilation she had a astolic rythem so the docs said hahahha fattys dead then kudzi ate the docs and a vision of his monster momma appered and she came back and she cummed on kudzis face and kudzi ate it and found josh and fucked his bender booty all day long then my dog came a ripped his head off the mugbe came and fucked up kudzi and killed all the white people then the shitty mugabe and kudzi combined into mugabe chitsiga the wanker from rhodesia and all the blacks died because i had a 25 kill streak and useda tactical nuke on them and grnagetown was deserted so i killed mugabe and had a massive fight with kudzi an i killed him the end