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Chuck Norris

        I can beat him.

           -John Cena on Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the entire fucking universe who is known to drown fish randomly. He can also cut a knife with a stick of butter, which should prove that you should never make this guy mad. I mean, this guy is just fucking badass.

    Early life

Chuck was quite a problem child. Men were cautious around him, because he was mainly known to run up to random people and kick them in the balls. As you can probably tell, many people hated him, and some just thought there was something wrong with him. And that concludes the story of Chuck Norris.