Talk:Rabbit
Phear Da Bunnies!
Some sort of link to www.savetoby.com perhaps?
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And to think... I started this all by my self... /pride =D
- This Article is tooooooooo looooooonng. Just a tad. Zena Dhark…·°º•ø®@» 20:37, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
May someone PLEASE make an article about Rabbids?
cute --Modest mouse 18:16, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
Supersticious french sailors[edit source]
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/cruises/2645956/River-cruise-with-a-carbon-free-conscience.html (212.125.73.242 17:02, 16 December 2008 (UTC))
Bunny[edit source]
An extract from the article:
If you live in New Jersey, New York (not upstate), or Connecticut, do you remember that huge blackout? A massive pack of fat shit bunnies did that so that they could catch their prey in the dark that night. They are intelligent species of rabbits, so if you ever see them, alert the SWAT teams. In the times of Middle-Earth, the elves, hobbits, humans, and orcs all learned to coincide with these rabbits. As a matter of fact, they rode them in battle. This fact is left out in the movie to add excitement and prestige... I mean, who the $#@% wants to ride a rabbit? Then, the orcs angered the fat shit race by mutilating them in their bases. They had decided from then on their objective was... SLAY ALL NON-BUNNY PEOPLE. That reminds me of that time I had gay sex with an orc from middle-earth. Man was he a beast... RAAAAAAAAAH!!! I moaned in orgasm as I jized aaaaaaaaaall over him. He took a big mouthful. Just so you guys know, I'm only gay with orcs, not humans. And I've only done another "guy" (don't consider orcs to be guys (lack of genitals)) once... Anyway the point is that if you see any fat shit bunnies around, immediately warn the authorities. Also, having gay sex with orcs from middle earth doesn't make you gay, but having sex with Frodo, Gimli, Aragorn, Legolas, or Gandalf (especially Gandalf) makes you gay. This species bunny has been known to spontaneously explode at the drop of a hat, with a force similar to an atomic bomb. Therefore, it is dangerous to feed or even touch a such a creature, as they are extremely sensitive. Feeding and washing your fat rabbit should be left to a professional handler. It is important to keep your fat rabbit indoors at all times, because even a light breeze can be enough to set off the animal in a nuclear explosion. This is why most fat rabbits are used when most military bombs are manufactured. Note: That guy in the picture above IS a professional handler. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!
This article contains quite a lot of spelling errors, general inconsistencies, random numbers, the usual sort of thing.
It refers to a "ShamedShadow", who may or may not be the author but of whom certainly very few readers will know, much less appreciate the reference to his "godhood".
He probably didn't have a relationship with my future girlfriend, either.
I think, at some point in its creation, the Bunny article came close to being a good one with a nice concept. But somewhere between the gay Lord of the Rings sex, the killing of rabbit hybrids with ice javelins and the Holy Pope weaponry, it lost that concept.
A re-write is in order.
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Speed[edit source]
Rabbits are very fast, so fast in fact that they are known to be able to reenact ANY feature length film in 30 seconds or less. This is thir protoculture of entertainment which is often used to mock humans and human entertainment.