Talk:Quentin Tarantino
Chapter one. ya go on about reservoir dogs like it's what got him noticed. He wrote the script for True Romance and sold it. that's what got him noticed.
your article sucks and is boring....BITCH!!!
Re: "Ur fuxxing artikal schmucks"[edit source]
It's cool.
Chapter 5[edit source]
My favorite chapter. Buscemi and Keitel debating on Booberry and Count Choc Post cereals is pretty amusing.
This is Quentin and you're missing some important information.[edit source]
First of all, do you know Steven Spielberg? I do! WE WENT DUCK HUNTING! I WENT DUCK HUNTING WITH HIM! Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! We hunted ducks and we also went duck hunting! Duck hunting, Howard, duck hunting! What do you mean, your name isn't Howard? Ah, I love my life. *leans back and smiles*
In all honesty, I think we should legalize vandalism. In fact, I think we should vandalize legalism! Ha! Wouldn't that be nice?
Yeah, Once Upon A Time in Hollywood, remember that scene where the karate kid gets karate kicked into the car? The stunt double was actually a pig. I trained a pig to do karate! Her name is Porkchop and I put her in a wig and she looked just like Miss Piggy! Ha!
What do you mean it's dangerous and a terrible idea to let actors get kicked in the face by pigs? It's fun! *laughs, closes my eyes, and imagines CHUCK NORRIS getting kicked in the face by Porky Pig* Ha!
Everyone wonders why I have so much energy. Well, I am insane. I also am proud of it! You know, my mom always said "Quentin, WHY DID WE TAKE YOU TO THAT MOVIE? My poor son is all DILWID! Like that haiku writer in the movie, I sure hope he doesn't destroy furniture!"
Read my new book. I mention her 595796567648976967369587493679387603567306837980 times. They all said I "fell in love with movies" that night when I was 7, but I only fell in love. I don't actually care about movies. We're never gonna be together so I just watch a lot of movies to distract me.
Yeah, I like Ken Russell movies. I like the Who. Such a nice song "He's a pinball wizard, he's a wizard who plays pinball, whatever Roger Daltrey said." I liked it when The Who crashed their car into the pond at a party, that could make a good movie scene. Like, SPLOOOF! HEY! THAT'S MY CAR!
No, that's not my favourite Ken Russell movie though. *blushes* I love that biopic of, of my PERFECT WOMAN! Sorry, I mean the WOMAN OF MY DREAMS! Nevermind. When she flips her hair, when her hair flips in the wind like this, *sighs*
You know, in school, I was so Henry David Thoroughly bored by Walden Pond so I duct-taped my teacher to her own desk and threw her into the pond, just because she said "pond" one too many times! Ha! I also dressed her up like Sonic the Hedgehog. I thought the blue would blend in well with the pond. This is why I am such a nice designer of movies! And at that very pond, you know what I did! I went duck hunting! WITH STEVEN SPIELBERG! Oh yeah!
- THIS INTERVIEW HAS BEEN CUT FOR TIME*
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