Talk:Pessimism

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Crash merge.jpg The contents of Pessimist were merged into Pessimism and they now redirect here. For the contribution history and old versions of the merged article please see its history.



Thanks emc! Good job. --Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:49, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

Fuck, I hate you predictable unintelligent shitheads who find some excuse to bash pessimism with childish and ignorant attacks on people and situations, you're not even a satire, you're obviously just ranting because you're too afraid to admit that you're the complete dickhead not to just be fucking brave enough to admit it.

And Schopenhauer, if he was a creep, was certainly more moral than stupid sheep like you making some crappy article that isn't even that satirical.


Please shut your face. No one cares about your opinion.
Thank you.
--Management--

I agree with everything between "Fuck" and "satirical". I honestly don't know who that is, but I agree completely. I'm 100% behind the idea that this article is/was at least in parts, bullshit. You didn't do much to prove your point. Wake the hell up and stop pretending the world is full of nothing but little girls skipping through meadows of flowers with rabbits and constant sunlight, etc. The world is a violent place. I'd say you must have been living under a rock since birth, but ironically that situation would teach you just how correct pessimism is. I admit I added a "graphic" picture from the Iraq war to the optimism article a while ago, though it doesn't work now. The removal of anything remotely distasteful, and pleasant compared to some other things on this web site, just shows how full of bullshit optimists are to the point that they depend on censorship. In conclusion, shut the fuck up, move to Iraq and either die of prolonged dehydration or have a bomb dropped on your home. Or get yourself mobbed by a bunch of gang members and get shot repeatedly in the abdomen. Then just try to tell everyone how wonderful the world is, fucking ignorant cunt.64.231.220.106 03:39, 14 June 2007 (UTC)


I don't know. I feel this article now follows the guide on "how to be funny and not just stupid" - the article on depression used to be depressing for a while, which was utter shite - doesn't work as well as the Redundancy article being redundant etc. The depression article got good, but now it's shite for different reasons - but at least it linked me here. At least this pessimism article is consistant, and ironic, and attempting to be funny - rather than just spiteful towards the subject at hand. You don't need to prove a point, you just need to BE FUNNY. I know it's still irellevant, but fuck that depression article, it's shit.(123.243.79.59 16:39, 24 January 2009 (UTC))