Talk:Pervez Musharraf
Hey guys (Admin): I was wondering why the following section was deleted (I'm not offended/mad; I'm just slow and wanna know the reason 'cuz I can't figure it out on my own):
"Pastimes
Musharraf enjoys playing pranks on close friends and strangers alike. His “victims” say they enjoy his pranks and know that it’s all in good fun, although about a dozen people have died as a direct result of Musharraf’s harmless pranks. For example, in the recent Supreme Court case about Musharraf’s eligibility to run for President while he donned his uniform (to which he has an unnatural attachment—see “Uniform Controversy”), Musharraf hilariously tricked Supreme Court judges into believing their families would be blown to smithereens should they vote against him. After a decision favoring Musharraf was issued, the judges were informed of the prank via text messages. Witnesses report that the judges’ responses ranged from “LOL” to “ROFLMFAO.”
Other famous Presidential pranks include sending real bullets to journalists in blank envelopes and putting people on the Exit Control List when they really needed to leave the country on urgent business.
Musharraf is also known for his drunken wagering problem. He has drunk-dialed Bush on many-a-occasion, taken up stupid dares and ended up handing over a few Pakistani citizens to be stored at a futuristic research facility known as Gitmo as part of each dare. The families of those citizens report being a little annoyed (but mostly entertained) and have suggested that Musharraf seek help for his alcohol and gambling problems, but are mostly supportive. “All we want is for the President to acknowledge that he has a problem, ‘cuz seriously, he’s royally fucked up. That is the first step. We know it’s hard but we’r all here for you, Mr. President.” "
I don't think the author of this article understands the point of uncyclopedia
For a moment, I thought I was reading Wikipedia .... not Uncyclopedia... This article needs to be deleted together with the wretched n00b who wrote it.