Talk:P. G. Wodehouse
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Sir,
Careful research being carried out by me in secret, and in Cornwall, has revealed that Moore-Nottle could count his hands on a full-moon night. His lifelong difficulty was counting is toes while in bed with the Lady Ottoline.
Your carelessness in getting facts such as this wrong is deplorable.
I suggest you publish an apology, the quality of which may enable me to decide not to write to the Times.